it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
when your crush starts a conversation but decides to ignore you after 5 minutes.
Michael is gonna be the dad that goes “Don’t tell mom”
"Dad she’s gonna notice that you dyed my hair neon pink"
"not if you wear a hat"
reblog if your sleep schedule is completely messed up and you don’t give a hickity heck
when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.