teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

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ernbarassing:

If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house

(Source: ernbarassing, via iodesmonster)

  • gay person: *breathes*
  • white girl: OMG you're so SASSY xDD i love gay ppl lolz lets go shopping

arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

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(via bend-it-ova)

trillow:

we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on

(via l-is-from-liberty)

Happy Birthday to me…

That moment when it’s your birthday, so you go out until 2AM, and when you get home your parents don’t even say “Happy Birthday”, but instead start an argument about how you got home at 2AM…happy birthday to me.

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